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RE: slonovi u staklariji

  
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12.04.2010, 20:01

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mama mery

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al me nasmije placem od smijeha a djeca me cudno gledajuuser posted image user posted image


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12.04.2010, 20:07

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Anoniman

o, ljudi moji!!!
ja ne znam jel bi se user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image  il bi user posted image
JADAN DEDA !!!!!!!

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12.04.2010, 20:10

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dominik

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user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image  user posted image deda al ni sogi nije losa hahaha zakon ste

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12.04.2010, 20:11

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gibam...

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12.04.2010, 20:25

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mišica 666

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16.06.2004.

28.06.2010. !!!!

Prije nego što prijeđeš ulicu uhvati me za ruku. Život je ono što ti se dešava dok ti razmišljaš o drugim stvarima.

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12.04.2010, 20:31

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user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image -popišat ću se od smijehauser posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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12.04.2010, 20:57

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Ladina mama

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Danery, ma u tebe baš veselo. Ja se osjećam ko user posted image pa te molim da me posvojite! user posted image
Znam jako elegantno lupati user posted image  i srkati jutranju kavicu. A mm kaže da imam dobar aperkat kad treba prekinuti hrkanje. I, kaj kažeš? Mogu k vama... Mogu, mogu....

< Poruku je uredio Ladina mama -- 12.4.2010 20:59:29 >


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Mama je prijatelj kojeg nikad ne prerasteš!

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13.04.2010, 07:10

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danery

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ma može,nema frke,al kad se nađeš u postovima,nema prigovora user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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13.04.2010, 12:25

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leilany

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kobasicarko znala sam da je urnebesno kod tebeuser posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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BEK 27.o5.o9.

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13.04.2010, 12:35

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danery

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a da ja promijenim nick,ha user posted image user posted image user posted image

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13.04.2010, 12:43

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danery

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oooooooooooo ljudi,žene,narode....user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

eto opet jadan deda na tapeti....pita jel imam flaster,pa se sjetih epizode od prije 2 godine kad je ogulio nos...

bome ima poveću papričicu,a svaki dan ide biciklom na dravu na pecanje....bicikl ni na otpadu ne bi prošao kontrolu,a kamoli na tehničkom,ali on svoju šklopociju ne da za sve blago svijeta....

eto,jedan dan je išao s pecanja,bila je nedjelja,i svi se onda okupimo za ručkom,ja sjedim nekako preko puta dede....

joj kad sam ga vidjela da sjedi za stolom sa gvaljom novinskog papira priflasterisanog žuto-zelenom izolir-trakom na baburu,ne znam ni dan danas kako sam ja taj ručak pojela od silnog cerekanja...

a on siroče ispod te kvrge ne može žlicom nanišanit usta,hihihih....

taj dan mu je na povratku s pecanja zapela grana u točak i on tresnuo na nos i ogulio ga cijelom dužinom i širinom...

jao majko kakav je došao kući,a tek kad me zamolio da mu promijenim gazu...

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13.04.2010, 13:01

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ovo je najjače user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image
mislila sam na post sa prethodne strane -deda je zakon

< Poruku je uredio mala pcelica -- 13.4.2010 13:03:26 >


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?"Često čovjek trpi i nekoliko godina, smiruje se, podnosi i najokrutnije kazne, i odjednom se slomi na nekoj sitnici, na nekoj gluposti, gotovo ni zbog čega."

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13.04.2010, 13:04

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moja mala cura je moje sve...

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13.04.2010, 13:07

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Danery, tebi je tako zabavno da ti skoro pa zavidim. Znaš koji ti je najbolji lijek protiv muževog krkanja? Zaspat debelo prije njega. Mi smo kod toga ravnopravni, jedino što sam ja elegantnija, ja to ujednačeno, dok on zarokće odjednom pa pili. Baš neki dan: gledat će on neki film u boravku, na drugom kraku kutne i ja zauzela mjesto i gledam, klinci bauljaju u nedovoljnoj pospanosti za krevet. Kadli MM, naravno, zaspao ne dokučivši ni tematiku filma i nastavio s piljenjem...sve glasnije i glasnije....i odjednom sam sebe probudi i drekne: "Kristiiinaaa, hrčeš!!!" Klinci su se "povaljali" od smijeha, a ja sad bar imam svjedoke.

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13.04.2010, 13:15

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joj tak je moj tata jednom napenalio gledati film i čim se pojavika uvodna špica,on naravno zahrkao...
budi njega mama nakon 2 sata kad je film bio gotov,a on njoj:nemoj me dirati,draga,nisam večeras raspoložen...

mama user posted image user posted image user posted image ,a ja i brat user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image ...a tata...skočio i onak kad je skužio šta je bubnuo,sav služben pita:dobro jel počeo više taj film

user posted image user posted image user posted image luda kuća

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13.04.2010, 13:25

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13.04.2010, 13:39

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IZVORNA PORUKA: danery

joj hahahaha,evo čitala sam jedan post na temi "SVEKR(I)VE" kako je jedna nesretna user posted image umjesto tablete za glavu popila Voltaren čepić i čudila se kako to ima okus po sapunu....

i sjetim se da vam nisam napisala kako je naš deda nedavno liječio prehladu šumećim tabletama user posted image user posted image user posted image

dakle ovako:deda dobrano puhnuo u fenjer,zakurio temperaturu i počeo kašljat ko nespašen...inače je njega otjerat doktoru ravno dobitku na lotu,ali sad je vidio da je vrag odnio šalu i otišao na pregled...

vratio se sa šumećim Aspirinom+c ili tako nekom đakonijom...
a pošto siroče to nikad vidio,a kamoli pio nije,ispale mu jadnom oči kad je vidio poveliku tableturinu...

a kad je bolje osmotrio,zaključio je valjda da se to takvo debelo i veliko ne može prelomit i junački utrpao u usta...i naravno,zalio vodom da lakše proguta...

ajme majko moja,kako je jadna baba ciknula kad je vidjela svog zakonskog s pjenom na ustima i zakrvavljenih očiju kako se bori ko šopana guska da proguta tabletu...

a on navalio natakat još vode,a pjena sve veća i jača...

prolazi uto šogorica i videći ga takvog slinavog i pjenastog,hladno komentira: a znala sam da ima bjesnoću,samo dosad nije pokazivao simptome...

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ja tek sad vidla i otvorila temu, umirem od smijehauser posted image user posted image
ovo mi je zakon!!! 
kod tebe stvarno nije dosadno!!! 

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PATRICK 30.04.2008. 01:55h
MATEO 06.03.2010. 01:17h

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13.04.2010, 13:49

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E riknit ću od smjehauser posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image Sve o djedi mi se sviđa,user posted image user posted image jadan!!!!user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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Nina rodjena 12.11.2006,
braco Marko 7.4.2009.
braco Ivan 2.5.2010.

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13.04.2010, 17:23

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13.04.2010, 17:24

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Brisani uporabnik

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[Sadržaj poruke je obrisan]

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13.04.2010, 18:18

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user posted image user posted image user posted image jadni deda!!!user posted image user posted image

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Nika 26.08.2009.

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13.04.2010, 18:19

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IZVORNA PORUKA: danery

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joj tak je moj tata jednom napenalio gledati film i čim se pojavika uvodna špica,on naravno zahrkao...
budi njega mama nakon 2 sata kad je film bio gotov,a on njoj:nemoj me dirati,draga,nisam večeras raspoložen...

mama user posted image user posted image user posted image ,a ja i brat user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image ...a tata...skočio i onak kad je skužio šta je bubnuo,sav služben pita:dobro jel počeo više taj film

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ajmeeeuser posted image user posted image user posted image user posted image

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Nika 26.08.2009.

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13.04.2010, 21:47

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Ladina mama

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Deda je zakon! user posted image

E, kad se smijemo... evo što se meni dogodilo dok sam studirala.

Živjela ja u Zg-u i baš tog vražjeg dana jurim doma s faksa - tramvajem. Vani vruće, ljudi se guraju, ja nešto živčana - nemam pojma.
Par dana prije kupila nove natikače - crvene, za 350kn!!!! user posted image  To mi bilo čitavo bogatstvo. Za to radila tjedan dana preko student servisa.
Uglavnom, ulazim u tramvaj, svi me guraju i meni ispadne moja nova, crvena natikača! user posted image Ajmeeeeee! user posted image  
Tramvaj krene, a ja s jednom natikačom na nozi i drugom bosom nogom stojim u tramvaju i mrtva hladna gledam kroz prozor. A što drugo??? user posted image  
Ljudi me gledaju u čudu, a ja se pravim ko da svaki dan hodam s jednom bosom nogom.
I odjednom spazim na stepenici svoju natikaču! user posted image  I umjesto da skočim, poletim do nje - meni neugodno!!! I ja stojim bose noge (to mi začudo nije bio neugodnjak) i mrtva hladna zurim kroz prozor!
Da, da... Propala mi investicija - mislim si.
No, sva sreća da sam na sl.stanici jedina izlazila pa sam je uspjela onako usput nogom pokupiti.user posted image
Ljudi moji, kad sam cimericama ispričala što se dogodilo, umirale od smijeha, a da ste samo vidjele kako mi stopalo izgledalo - ko da sam u rudniku bila! user posted image


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Mama je prijatelj kojeg nikad ne prerasteš!

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13.04.2010, 21:49

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13.04.2010, 21:50

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